February 2012
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
reinzu:
“Oh I need to poop”
Brings iPod, book, DS and PSP
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
littlehinduthings:
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
textposter:
People with the last name Pepper should be legally obligated to become doctors
niggapus:
remember how ugly timmy turner was when he was in jimmy neutron’s universe
thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t really make an effort to talk to people but if I like your posts a lot that is me reaching out
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Petition to bring Jessi Slaughter back into relevancy
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
1 tag
mirror: dayum girl how u get so fine
camera: no stop go back to the jungle
setbebiesonfire:
if you post nudes on the internet i hope your school and your parents and your future boss finds them and the only job you can get when you are 30 is the janitor at a black veil brides concert
lampsarepeople2:
What do you have a deer with no eyes? I have no i-deer
1612th:
canada is a fictional place much like narnia or terabithia except way less interesting
barbarracuda:
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
ewrecktion:
STACEY’S MOM has got it going on
Stacey’s mom is getting arrested for statuatory rape
Stacey’s dad is filing for divorce
Stacey is struggling with depression
one time when i was in 7th grade my mom gave me a $100 check for lunch money and i lost it but i didn’t tell anyone and i didn’t eat lunch for like a month and a half
it was a hard time in my life
1 tag
niggapus:
reasons i hate my parents:
they didn’t send me to PCA so i didn’t get to meet zoey brooks and the gang
reasons i hate my parents:
they didn’t send me to PCA so i didn’t get to meet zoey brooks and the gang
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left