January 2012
africans:
right before its the new year some hilarious motherfucker always makes the same joke
“see you next year”
grandma: *turns to mtv's "16 and pregnant"*
grandma: which ones snooki
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WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS
WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS
WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS
WILDCATS!!!! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!!
omfg there was like a shooting or s/t in the neighborhood across the street from mine and now there’s cops everywhere and a helicopter surrounding the area omg
i have a party to go to in that neighborhood in 2 hours kjhglksdfhglk
December 2011
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if i get killed by a drunk driver tonight i’ll be so pissed
obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries CHOCOLATE SHAKE
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
if clicking your sidebar picture leads to the tinypic site instead of your homepage im soooo done with your blog
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one time after one of my school soccer games me and my team went to mcdonalds and one of my teammates cut me in line and i was like ‘nigger get to the back of the line!!!!’ and this black guy working in the back heard me and glared at me for literally a minute straight
i thought he was going to poison my chicken selects but i’m still alive so i guess he failed ha HA sucks for...
“It hurt itself in it’s confusion.”
– literally the worst thing in all of pokemon games
remember on icarly when gibby used to always take his shirt off??
yeah he never does that anymore and that makes me sad
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oldmenfapping asked: wow u are literally perfect
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remember when drake and josh illegally used peruvian puff peppers to make salsa
literally spent all day playing my new pokemon emerald game
ignoring all social interaction
wow my life is perfect
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Christmas this year has been literally amazing omfg
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Anonymous asked: what did you ask santa for?
the grinch is so terrifying
how do children watch this?? i’m so scared
if they make any more alvin and the chipmunks movies i will literally kill myself
1 was enough, 2 was painful, 3 is just torture
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i know all the words to the Danny Phantom theme song omg
omg remember the show Code Lyoko???
those niggas had huge ass heads
my goal in life is to have a video of mine featured on iCarly.com
Typing Like This Is Really Cute, Anyone Who Does This Is Really Spunky And Unique Wow.
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Ed, Edd n Eddy is seriously one of the best cartoons of all time and if you disagree then you’re wrong
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omfg this one kid on facebook says he has 22,000 followers and he posts this obviously photo shopped picture and everyone believed him and i commented on it ‘It’s sad that people actually think this is real.’
and he blocked me
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literally every time i refresh my facebook news feed i come closer and closer to suicide
it really bothers me when people put a space before their punctuation !
see like that wasn’t that annoying !!!
omg there i did it again don’t you just want to kill me ???
ha Ha HA I CANT BE STOPPED!!!!
i dont understand why people are always like “I’m ready for 2011 to be over” or “I’m ready for a new year”
nothing is going to change
so i went christmas shopping pretty much all day
the mall is a terrible place to be
walmart is a terrible place to be
everywhere is a terrible place to be
is it just me, or does all cartoon food look so appetizing?
Krabby patties, the food from Bueno Nacho in Kim Possible, literally everything on Scooby Doo
WHY CAN’T I BE A CARTOON?
People need to understand theres a difference between curvy and fat
fUN STORY TIME!!!! so when i was younger me and my friend saw Spy Kids in the movie theater and we went back to his house and pretended we were spy kids. i accidentally poked him in the eye with a stick and he started bleeding and crying and he ran inside and i didnt know what to do so i just sat outside until my mom came and picked me up lol.
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fUN STORY TIME. okay so freshman year i had this terrible agriscience class and the teacher was a total bitch and she hated me and i hated her so i made a group on facebook about how much i hated her and SOMEHOW she found out and she gave me detention and made me clean the school greenhouse omfg it was terrible it took like 2 hours.
just got home from my 99 year old neighbors Christmas party. omfg i literally thought he was going to die right there.
xD is literally the worst emoticon ever
who ever came up with it needs there face slashed in an x so they know the pain i go through every time i see it