March 2012
me: oh god i'm choking i need cpr help me!!!
person: i'm here i'm here!!!
me: ew no not u
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
someone should really tell the cheetah girls that they aren’t cheetah’s or sisters
they just girls in cheetah jumpsuits
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
if textbooks for school were written in yahoo answers format i would do soooo much better
1612th:
i hate when i leave the “g” off of an “ing” word and then i sound like a hick
lindsaylohanthony:
dear h0ttndanger0us, your not on the soup because you’re funny, you’re on it because they are laughing at how fucking stupid you are.. i really wouldn’t be proud of being on TV for acting like a dumbass. you should really stop.
1612th:
don’t talk about facebook on tumblr we’re trying to keep it a secret
tacobellsprout:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done
textposter:
YOLO, YOLO, A pirates life for me
February 2012
jarvisfocker:
●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬● ◕MUSIC◕LOVE◕LIVE◕LAUGH◕ ☯█▄█ █ █▀█ █▄█ █▀█ █▀█ ♬ ♬█▀█ █ █▀▀ █▀█ █▄█ █▀▀ ☯ ❤ ♡ ❤ ♡ ❤♡ ❤ ♡ ❤ ♡ ❤ ♡ ❤♡
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
annefranksgasmask:
im agnes from suite life of zack and cody
1612th:
i’m going to find some irrelevant social network and make a bunch of accounts with company names like McDonalds, BurgerKing, Microsoft, etc so that in like 10 years when that website is popular i’ll get paid millions of dollars just in exchange for those usernames
lezune:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
hashtagshittedonem:
I would like to dedicate this post to all the girls who wear anime costumes and tails at my school. I wouldnt be where I am today without you
wutangclanaintnothintofuckwith:
tht awkward moment when u cant take ur shoes off in front of people, bc u have hooves
doomf:
pregnat:
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
this was funnier when I saw it on my facebook newsfeed 3 years ago
vocaroo:
i wonder if my dog knows that he’s adopted
